6 am showered, clipped nails
7 am take train to work, groom and lick up some coffee
8 am start working, check emails and inventory treats
12 noon tell all clients to buzz off
1 pm tell them oops sorry and give them sad droopy cute eyes to show how sorry i am
3 pm have nice treat break with some milk
6 pm tell boss to buzz off
7 pm call caretaker to say make my dinner
8 pm get lost leaving train station
9 pm eat dinner
10 pm get ready for bed and groom some more
snooze and play with laser pointer
sneeze on care taker
take some benadryl to sleep or check on treats available for tomorrow
lay upside down
don't let anyone stroke you only with proper moisturizer
set alarm make sure you don't trip on it on the way to bathroom
ask caretaker strange questions to annoy and aggravate but apologize before falling asleep for good
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